I'll miss him, longest relationship i've ever had!

So, what's the diagnosis? 

It's bad! 

A virus? 

No, not a virus. 

Oh no... Manflu? 

Worse... 

What's worse than manflu?

I am afraid it is terminal. 

Terminal?? Cancer you think? 

Lymphatic!... It spread to the whole RAM

This is terrible, how long?

Get your external drive for a backup. 

Jzzzz..that bad?! 

I have hidden the harddrive in such a brilliant place (robbers will never think of it), well now I can't think of it. 

I am becoming my mum, she would find Easter eggs around Christmas and we still eat them, along with Santa. Chocolate is chocolate, never mind the wrapping! Speaking of wrapping, I've bought chocolate in Cuba from a local artisan and it came wrapped on the chemistry school work of her daughter. The first tablet unwrapped had the cover of the exercise (pic)' the second contained notes of what it looked like a chemistry recipe.

'What happened to your homework Laila, the teacher asked?'

'My mum needed the paper to wrap chocolate tablets for some greedy tourists.'

The big bars were disgusting, I've offered one to K&G bragging the deliciousness of the product and the poor guys reacted better than I did when I first tried (spit the whole thing). I am sorry.....the tiny bars were soo tasty! 

He died peacefully in his sleep last night, after the backup. I'll miss him, longest relationship i've ever had! I've dropped it on the first week I've bought it, he reacted well. A few months later I spilled a whole cup of tea on top of the keyboard, it took him three days to recover. I think he realised from the start that he needed to be sturdy if he wanted to last so he did just that and because of it I started treating it better, no more falls or drops and we lasted almost seven years. Should apply the same technique to men I think!